I ended up in Hong Kong after T a.k.a Monster Cock left. Hong Kong has got to be the easiest place to get laid. Forget pick up lines, just use hand signals. Trust me.
I got sent to Beijing not long after and spent 3 months of my life partying like a rockstar. We're talking to the point I ended up in a wheelchair my flight home to Singas.
Going back for Xmas, got my classy little dress ready.
This time, no more fucking people for free.
